when you put ya finger in ya booty, spit on it to make it moist and stick it in someones ear.
This nigga was talkin shit so when he fell asleep i gave him a poo stank wet willie.
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The act of spitting on the head of your one-eyed monster and then jiggling it around in someone's ear. A true feat of legend for any wet willy enthusiast!
Clinton "holy shit you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
Brandon "Man I spat on my cock and jiggled it around in my girlfriends ear, she was hella pissed."
Clinton "Holy shit dude you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
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Reverse Reverse Wet Willy, is when you put your finger in someone's ear and put it in your mouth.
- I did Reverse Reverse wet willy with my friend yesterday!
- Eww, That's gross!
On May 4th itβs National Wet Willy Day. Itβs a day for all men to finally get their dick wet or dip it in again.
βHey Eugene you ready for National Wet Willy Day?β
The act of sitting next to a person, and quickly whipping out that butt and pooping in the adjacent persons ear. With the poop that sticks in the ear canal, take that finger of yours and ear fuck them till it goes in further. Be sure to lick off germs from finger afterwards. bam.
"dude speak up, I cant hear out of my left ear!"
"why what happened?"
"I got Wright three wet willyed last night."
*dudes high five*
The act of licking one's hand and slapping someone across the face.
Fred was upset with his friend so he moistened his hand and told Nick how he felt with a Puerto Rican Wet Willy.
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Similar to the reverse wet willy (stick your finger in your ear then put in someones mouth when they are not paying attention) except that you put your finger in someone's ear then stick your finger into someone else's mouth when they are not paying attention.
By sticking my finger in Joe's ear and then putting my finger into John's mouth I completed the reverse wet willy once removed.
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