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When you give a guy a handjob and he cums all over his stomach and you take the ejaculatories and spread it like a good piece of buttered toast with the erect penis back and forth like a windshield wiper on his stomach.
Damn, this bitch gave me a windshield wiper this morning and the crusty cum is falling off me like dander of stripper
The act of participating in oral with a girl wearing glasses and getting cum on them
“She forgot to take her glasses off and I wet her windshield”
“Windshield wetting”
When providing oral sex to your female partner. She will let out a large fart spraying fecal matter into your eyeballs.
When tounging my girlfriend from behind. She gave me a sandblasted windshield.