The bag people use to put on the rear windshield wiper before going through a car wash
Don’t forget to take of your windshield wiper condom after the car wash
Nickname for a person with glasses.
Hey Windshields, your glasses are fogged up.
When providing oral sex to your female partner. She will let out a large fart spraying fecal matter into your eyeballs.
When tounging my girlfriend from behind. She gave me a sandblasted windshield.