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A form of foreplay where you take a hammer and swing the metal part into the womans pussy or asshole.
Dude i had thor sex with my girlfriend. Oh you mean you babe ruthed her with a hammer?
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the act of one man penetrating another man, missionary style, while holding tightly to the receiving man's erect penis, attempting to "lift the hammer"
Nothing better than working up a good sweat in Gold's Gym, showering off and then Thor's Hammering your spotter...
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A veritable boomerang, any member of anon can take up the Banhammer to smite losers in a fell swoop. It expands to infinity once equipped and can be folded into a pea-drop in your pocket.
It is the ultimate tool of anon and can be taken anywhere.
Used for smiting.
Scumbag Steve: Wanna hear me free-style?
Loloki: Lotso zeros behind this guy's checks.
Shortacat: Purr, purr do thaaat.
Anon: <Thor's Banhammer>
Scumbag Steve: Harumph! I need to work on stealing mixtapes.
/retires to mom's basement for seven years.
Chorus: CP!!!
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The mating call of the Thor that makes Katy Perry need him.
At their wedding, Thor released a THOR ROAR and everyone but Katy Perry knew to leave.
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When you are banging a chick and blow your load on her stomach. She is stuck there until you grab something for her to use to clean up.
"Ha! I left Thor's Hammer on some chick last night and dipped. I bet she was stuck there for awhile unable to move. I am a dick."
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Something people who stan boring ass characters say whenever a cooler, more interesting character is mentioned.
Dude: wow, this new X-Men comic is really good!
Loser: idc, Thor solos
Dude: get laid
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While being anally penetrated with a Roman Candle, the catcher beats off and inserts penis into a live lamp socket at the moment of ejaculation. The consequent electrical explosion ignites Roman Candle.
"You got any burn cream for my hands? I was Mighty Thor-in' it all weekend."
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