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michigan wolverines

a bunch of douches who think they are better than OSU. and beside last year, who the hell has ever heard of an actual wolverine in michigan? it doesn't make any sense. they're gay. just look at the faggot they sent to new england.

michigan may have been heavy favorites this past year, but of course Ohio State still beat them.

by wolverines blow April 26, 2005

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Wolverine State

The Wolverine State is MICHIGAN. The wolverine (Gulo luscus) is very rare in Michigan, so much so that many have challenged the truth of them ever having been native to the state at all. However, wolverines are solitary hunters with vast territories, so they are not very abundant ANYWHERE. Alaska, Canada, and the northernmost regions of Europe and Asia give them the vast wilderness they require to survive.

There has been enough recent video proof of the wolverine's existence in the state of Michigan, by the Department of Conservation, and the mainstream news media, to substantiate the pioneer's proclamation of Michigan as the Wolverine State (especially as compared to the rest the "Lower 48").

The wolverine is a slow runner compared to many animals its size, but, it has extreme endurance and can run down just about anything over the vast, wide open tundra of the Great North. The wolverine simply chases until its intended victim collapses from exhaustion.

by U. L. Gibbons July 23, 2006

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Michigan Wolverines

A team of stuck of players and a damn bad fanbase of snots and preps. They may think they are better then OSU, but they lose. And by the way, I hate OSU, its just the facts.

Wolverine fan-OMG W3 F00KING ROCK!111
Any other NCAA fan-....

by babrook April 5, 2005

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Michigan Wolverines

A football team owned by Jim Tressel.

Ohio State-Michigan Wolverines hardly a rivalry anymore now that Jim Tressel is OSU's coack.

by Kombat August 13, 2007

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Michigan Wolverines

The Michigan Wolverines are the first Top 10 Team to ever lose to a Division 1-AA team. This should tell you how much this team really sucks. This example in itself gives you a reason to say, "Fuck Michigan, Go Buckeyes." Let's compare coaches:
Jim Tressel: One of the highest paid and most respected coaches in all of football.
Lloyd Carr: Future Recipient of Unemployment Checks and Food Stamps

A Michigan student and an OSU student are both using the restroom at one of the heated Ohio State Buckeyes vs Michigan Wolverines football games. The OSU student begins to walk out:

Michigan Student: "You know, at The University of Michigan, they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom."

OSU Student: "Yeah, well at THE Ohio State University, they teach us not to piss on our hands."

by smludwig September 26, 2007

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wolverine tip

When you are such a hairy gorrilla that there is pubic hair growing from the tip of your wang.

Damn! dat niggas got a fuckin' wolverine tip!

by Tibz November 14, 2005

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snow wolverine

A white guy that dates black girls! Much like snow bunny a white girl that dates black guys

Damn, white boy got all the hood girls, nigga is a snow wolverine

by 50shadezofgayy February 11, 2016

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