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the art of placing ones tongue apon a dogs anus and moving it around in a circlular motion.
i came home to discover my brother womping fluffy.
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W.O.M.P. acronym for What's On My Pussy. This is a game show where a woman is blind folded and must guess what exactly is on her pussy. Your game host, who is a professional, places a random object or an object chosen by the audience, onto the contesting woman's pussy. The woman gets four chances to guess, and if she guesses the object correctly she goes on to another round and wins the object that has been placed on her lovely pussy. If the woman correctly guess six object that have been placed on her pussy she wins a million dollars and the six items that have been placed on her pussy. The objects can vary in size and form as long as it can be placed on a pussy without injuring the woman contestant. This will become the best game show anyone will ever experience in their entire life!
Host: Okay ma'am i will begin to place the object on her pussy please try to be a calm and not jump the object is cold. Now tell me. Womp!
Contestant: Okay i'm ready for it. Put it on me.
Host: Well ma'am its time to start guessing.
Contestant: Is it.............. an antenna?
Host: That is incorrect but don't worry you still have three more guesses!
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Womp = meaning u got owned, used in cs by some guy named Martin with a l33t spray. you Got headshotted.
"YOU GOT WOMPPED" "i womp u"
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One day out of the week that dubstep is played throughout the day. A.K.A. WoBbLe WoMp Wednesday and Hellish Hymns Humpday
Dude you hear the new Nectar album?
Duh, I've had it since like 2 Womp Womp Wednesdays ago
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When you don't have an argument to support your position, so you choose to make fun of the other side instead (appeal to ridicule) knowing some people won't be able to tell the difference.
Person A: "There are multiple legal, moral, and logical issues with your immigration law, and it is causing massive problems for no real reason. Do you have anything to support this?"
Person B: "Ummmm... uhhhh.... Womp womp?"
(Some) Viewers: "Huh, 'womp womp' is clearly a logical argument."
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Word Rarity: Uncommon
A word with multiple meanings depending on context, though none are positive. Usually funny, but not positive.
As a noun, it is generally derogative. No one wants to be a womp, and we all know when someone is being a womp. A womp is usually a man-child, or someone overly negative, stupid, greedy, or whatever negative value you wish to imply. As a verb, it usually means to suck - and not in the fun way.
The singular "womp" comes from it's prior use in "Womp womp" - the sad trombone sound, used as a glorious reaction to something sad.
First discovered by someone smol, but brought into more common use through social media.
What a womp! He ate every fruit rollup in the house!
Look at that womp over there - she's eating olives straight from the jar. Barehanded!!
That womp sent another random dick pic - I think he thinks that's big.
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This womps. I sent another dick pic and all she said is "I can't wait to show all my friends this."
Alternatively,
"This womps. I miss you."
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