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The coolest, hottest person on the face of te Earth, no question and or competition
Saxon = The hottest guy on the face of the Earth
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When you at a sushi bar and the sushi is badass, you yell to your buddy at the top of your lungs sushi won kanooshi! It can also be another way to say anything is badass!
Kenny and travis are at an asian resturant and think the sushi is badass, kenny looks over to travis and says this sushi is sushi won kanooshi, and they both hi five!
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The definition of a 'big fat lie.' Something that obviously can't be true, by saying 'Joe Biden won' you are essentially saying that 81 million Americans are mentally retarded.
Dumbocrat: Yay yay yip yip yahoo! Joe Biden won! All our problems are over! He's going to put our country back on track and make everything nice again! Yay! Orange man bad!
Smart person: calm down. You do know that he didn't really win right?
Dumbocrat: Oh whatever do you mean?
Smart person: Voter fraud, they rigged the election so they could use him as a puppet, there's no way 81 million people voted for that!
Dumbocrat: That's another lie! It's a lie I said! Another lie that Fox News and republicans are spreading! They wouldn't do that, the government wouldn't lie to us!
A year later...
Dumbocrat: People need to stop being so hard on Biden, he's doing the best he can and he's still a lot better than that orange asshole. I hope Trump dies!
Smart person: He didn't win the election fairly!
Dumbocrat: Stop spreading this lie! It has been proven false! CNN and all the mainstream media says it is false and they wouldn't lie to us! The only one spreading this false narrative is Fox News and they don't count as real news.
Smart person: Okay, then how come his approval rating is so low then if he is really the most popular president ever?
Dumbocrat: I...I um, well I don't know why, people just always want to complain, I I mean, that's such a lie, Joe Biden won!
Smart person: How come his own party doesn't want him to run again in 2024 then?
Dumbocrat: I don't...I um, I, ...stop watching Fox News! Fox News is the devil! Sean Hannity is evil! Orange man bad! Biden 2024!
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Three words that a Republican can't hear.
Trump's employee: *brings trump his 69th diet coke of the day* Uh sir Joe Biden won
Trump: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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75% obi won and 25% sacajawea
with all the mind controlling abilities of a jedi coupeled with the pure power of a Dominatrix. In fact it is possible that this creature can easily lead people to their doom by sucking their soul through their eyes.
steve: crikey look at this obi-won sacajanobi
steve: crikey it stabbed me in the HeART!
steve: crikey my eye
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The male is laying down with his mouth wide open, lip to lip and the female pisses in his mouth. Then he cums in her mouth and she spits the cum back in his mouth and they make out swapping the raunchy mixture.
When Carmen walked into her apartment, she saw Alberto and Martha making the won-ton soup on her floor. She then joined them.
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The victory cry of the Mongolian army after defeating the Harms Family in Techmo Bowl IV.
Chicken Numba Won!!!!!
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