wonk

Failure to attend a function or gathering at which one's presence is expected.

PAR is the king wonk.

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Gay Wonk

A brave and beautiful queer who preaches about diversity ..... Until it comes to diversity of thought. He is a butthurt snowflake who despises anyone who thinks different to him and threatens non-sjw’s To have their speech taken away from them . Calls himself anti-fascist however encourages his fans to cause violent acts on conservatives. He wanted to sue Fox News . Wanted to sue StevenCrowder . (He picks on straight white males because he can’t get dick .....

It’s Carlos Maza

Gay wonk really can’t get dick .....

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Wonk-eye

A constant lazy eye, so bad that it is un avoidable to stare at when talking to an individual with this problem, and sometimes difficult to know who the individual is speaking to.

"Damn, I kept staring at Larry's wonk-eye while he was talking to us."
"Dude, me too, i didnt even know if he was talking to you or me."

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Squigity wonk

When you say this term out loud your friend named matthew will attack the person nearest to him by crouching low and running into them.

You:"Squigity wonk"
Nearest Matthew: attacks random Granny

wonky wonk

wonky wonk is when something is out of place or not working such as a playstation 3 controller who's R2 only works when it feels like it...

that fool matts ps3 controller being a wonky wonk again'

Wink Wonk

A way to make almost anything dirty

Max: My mother comes to pick me up in 30 minutes

Deen: Wink Wonk

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policy wonk

policy wonks are the ones with all the information about a particular subject or area of policy.

chiefs of staff have agendas; policy wonks have information

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