Wooden steed

A skateboard. Synonym commonly used to distance oneself from the stereotypic skateboarder's culture.

A: I got here on my wooden steed
B: You mean your skateboard?
A: Yes, sort of...

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Wooden spoon

A person can be referred to as a "wooden spoon" when he or she makes it their mission to stir shit left, right and center, usually by spreading lies and false rumours about others.

John: Hey, you seem to be quite upset. What's going on?
Jane: I'm furious. My sister keeps telling lies about me and my boyfriend won't even talk to me.
John: Nah, don't worry about her. She's just a wooden spoon. She'll get what's coming for her when people realise the truth.

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wooden leg

An old fashioned, cheap prosthetic we all wish we had. Typicaly seen on Afghan land mine victims.

Hey Max bring my wooden back you prick of a dog.

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wooden spoon

It is an erection ; or a boner. Usually a wooden spoon would be a pretty long erection, considering wooden spoons are usually about a foot long.

The boy popped a wooden spoon as he watched his neighbors have sex through their bedroom window.

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Wooden Toaster

Wooden Toaster or better know as glaze is a music artist who is a brony

"Have you heard of Wooden Toaster ?"
"Do you mean Glaze?"

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Wooden leg

Virginity in the mid twenties or beyond: a flaw that one can't see upon the first meeting, but will make it really hard to get them to take off their pants.

I was trying to hook up with this hot girl, but I couldn't close because she had a wooden leg. I won't be calling her again.

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wooden eye

The sexiest thing about a slut. Preferably with a rusty nail in it.

"My cunt's got a wooden eye.. so she only has 20/0 vision.

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