social worker

An unemployable, ineffectual, mentally ill liberal hired by the government for no particular reason.

" Before she was institutionalized, Sally was a Social Worker."

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Scab Worker

An individual that works to peel off any scabs on porn actors bodies just prior to a shoot as to give them a nice smooth surface. Alternately, they are used to help remove the dried sperm or other caked-on substances from actors in between scenes, removing them much the same way as actual scabs. While not strictly required, it's polite custom for the individual to lick the fresh new areas after removing the scab to make sure they feel OK (much like kissing a boo-boo better). Finally, most have collection jars that they carry with them to keep the most interesting specimens they find for display or ingestion later.

"That Scab Worker did a great job on my ass today, now it must be baby-smooth!" and "My face was totally caked after that bukkake, but that Scab Worker took it off in one big peel like a mask, if felt great!"

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dmv-worker

An indivual whose IQ is equivalent to that of a bedrock. This type of species lack a high level of cognity skills, usually the kind that's controlled by the frontal lobe. They are what philosophers call p-zombies or philosophical zombies. Besides lacking this ability they are rude as fuck because their life is full of flying turds that they make sure to make your life as miserable as theirs. These slow, dull-witted ass-kissers are the root of rage generated at the DMV.

Person1: hey, look a walking !
Person2: thats a dmv-worker!

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Sex Worker

A slut who gets paid to fuck men who are single.

“Can you hear them moans?”
“Yes, the sex worker is living there”

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Light Worker

A person typically suffering from an undiagnosed, cluster B personality disorder who mistakes their hypervigilance from past trauma as some sort of divine gift that enables them to "heal" and guide others, but in reality, they are simply projecting their own experiences onto others, and being taken advantage of by companies that sell crystals and other, so-called spiritual items and ideologies. These people often use drugs to help them disconnect from reality and continue to believe in their omnipotent qualities. Also see, Empath.

Lisa Lynn
Poet, spiritualist, healer, light worker
Tulsa, Ok
"Crazy is beautiful!"

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hard worker

Some one who does alot of work, like ROBY MAT.

Roby is the hardest worker I know!!!

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Sex worker

#sexworker is a Prostitute, Escort servicer, Mostly but not limited to; Younger women with little to no guidance in their life, usually have dady issues or lack there of. Characterised by cheap extensions nails did, short skirts and skimpy outfits. Can always spot a miniature purse as their" calling card".

"Look at that sex worker. " The correct terminology is working girl Bob.

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