10/10 would

10/10 would means that someone is so attractive, 10/10 people would tap that ass.

Bill: Do you think Britney is hot?
Andy: Hell yeah! 10/10 would.

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I Would Top It

A phrase expressing the willingness of a man to be on top during gay sex, often used in passing reference by a man looking at a photograph or a person within sight.

Boy 1: Hey you remember if i introduced you to Kevin last night?
Boy 2: Nope..maybe you got a picture?
Boy 1: *opens facebook* here..
Boy 2: Oh...he looks kind of familiarwhy?
Boy 1: Well apparently you two made out and he wants to hang out with you. He just texted me.
Boy 2: Solid.... I would top it.
Boy 1: -__-

Jeffrey would be proud

Bloke eyeing a girl that is too young for him, warning him that he is potentially getting into underage territory that would be in line with Jeffrey Epstein’s behaviour.

Bloke 1: “Wow, check out that babe.”
Bloke 2: “Mate, Jeffrey would be proud. You dirty dog.”

Would you Rather

Would you Rather is a choice game were you have to choose between two+ options and you *HAVE* to pick at least one.
Written by; Owen - basball1000

Would you rather be President of the United States or be the richest man alive in the U.S?
Comment down below you answer.

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Things that would be phat

This definition is kind of like a "what if" section for the users of Urban Dictionary. The users can chime in with their own ideas of things that would be phat. I will get you started.

1) A ghetto Sean Connery
2) Stores that sold weed only
3) A pill for chicks that reduces bitchiness

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[Blake Would Go]

When a someone views a girl who is incredibly disgusting, disease ridden, and/or obese, yet they can't help but imagine the unlucky bastard that would be able to lift those fat flaps back, often after a full bottle of tequila, and please himself between those thunder thighs, with a gentle aroma of stale mustard flooding his nostrils.

"Wow, check that out. Better get me my harpoon."

"Blake Would Go."

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would you rather

A game where you are given two options one of which you MUST choose.
Many options at www.wouldyourather.co.uk

Would your rather shit out a monster truck or shit out mr. bush?

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