Half a Yard

$50, or a $50 bill. Origin unclear; the term was allegedly used by both Depression-era hobos and con men. Usually used in a sneaky or devious context.

"So, Pete, did you take that rube for anything?"

"I took him for everthing he had, Mac, which was half a yard."

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yard muffin

That annoying kid that sets up their stoner camp right in the front yard of a house party, bush party, frat party. Any party.

This yard muffin is not making this party low key at all.

Does anyone even know who that yard muffin is?

good yard

Goodnight/goodbye mutha fucka. Used only when one is plastered beyond belief.

Happy trails, and GOOD YARD, my fine feathered friend.

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yard tard

people who are fans of pro-wrestling and they and other friends simulate the moves they see on either a trampoline or mattress.
the "tard" part is used because it is seen as a stupid act and it is illegal.

"Oh my gosh, those yard tards are gonna get hurt doing that."

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yard candy

Items such as yard decor, flowers or furniture that add color to an outdoor landscape.

Who planted the red flower bulbs; nice yard candy!

yard friend

Someone you are good enough friends with to invite to a party on your lawn but not close enough with to want them inside your home.

Ron: "Is Jerry coming out with us tonight? I saw him earlier today and he wanted to chill"
Tom: "Jerry? Fuck no, that guys just a yard friend"

Yard Doggin

Participating in un-protected sex in an outdoor environment with a less than stellar underage female partner. Preferably behind a tree while your friends cheer you on.

Damm that party got out of hand last night Ryan pulled some straight yard doggin on that hoe.

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