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13 year olds

Everyone thinks all they do is dumb and have zits when if they keep themselves clean no zits and 13 year olds are pretty smart they only play fortnite if thats the only thing to do cause they beat games too fast sure they have bad humor and are very horny but during puberty you were too and same with onwards

Written by a true zit-free 13 year old

13 year old: 69 is hilarious
23 year old:dumbass
13 year old: you probably were too 13 year olds like as aren't dumbasses

by Hate13yearoldhaters June 29, 2020

33๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


12 year old

A twelve year old is a child, as of being under 13.

A 12 year old child gave a heart-breaking speech at a local bus stop.

by Addicat October 16, 2018

21๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


12 Year Old

What most 14 and 15 year olds, and some 16 year olds on MySpace are really are. You can tell a 12 year old on MySpace when you see the girl is 14, but the profile don't look like a 14 year old's profile. It usually has popular MTV like music on there, and you see lots of sevvie looking layouts such as pink and black, happy bunny, glitter graphics, pictures of the thong over bed, and so on. And not to mention god awful makeup on the myspace kid with basically god-awful skills with Photoshop.

14 year old: Oh boy, finally somebody my age to talk to on line and she looks hott.
12 year old: I am really 12.
14 year old: You're fucking too young to be on MySpace. Get your fucking ass off of myspace and get a motherfucking life... I'm reporting you to Tom you hoe!!

by MySpace Bob December 28, 2007

538๐Ÿ‘ 359๐Ÿ‘Ž


"___" Year-old Virgin

An insult directed to people, usually males, who haven't had sexual intercourse yet. The time when it actually becomes an insult starts with "18-year old virgin" joke and climaxes with the epic "40-year old virgin". However, after 40, the joke & the virgin become too sad to bring up anymore.

"Ha. "___" Year-old virgin.

***a Year later***"

Haha! 18 year-old virgin!"

***Six years later***

"Haha! 24 year-old virgin! Hahahaha!"

***Seven years later***

"HAHAHAHA! 31 year-old virgin!!!"

***Nine years later***

"HAHAHAHAHAH! Oh my god! 40 YEAR-OLD VIRGIN! HAHAHAHA!"

***A year later***

"Dude that's just sad"

by gr33kbo1 March 2, 2010

53๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


8 year old

Someone whoโ€™s worse than a 12 year old

12 year old: Fuck you.
8 year old: YOU FUCKING ANNOYING LITTLE FUCK IM GONNA BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS YOUโ€™D BETTER SQUARE UP BITCH!

by Himynamesjo192919 May 7, 2022

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shit-year-old

A Shit-year-old is the term for a grown peron who behaves like a child, in a paticularly shitty way. The sort of person who refuses to belive cartoon characters aren't real, claiming that they "exist somewhere".

"Jesus, Guy showed up in his Goku costume, tail and everything! He's such a shit-year-old!"

by Tatianapianist August 8, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


14-year-old

A teenager who is 14 years old.

"A 14-year-old is 14 years old no shit Sherlock"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName August 31, 2022

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž