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"yer ma" is a generic response when you can't think of anything else to say. Mostly used in Scotland, and by yer ma (see...)
"What are you doing?" "yer ma"
"Fancy a drink?" "No, I fancy yer ma"
etc...
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Your mother:
Scottish adoption of the American insult, i.e. "Yo'mama so fat, Ben Kenobi said, 'Dang! That's no moon.'" Interestingly used in the film Terminator when Lt Traxler responds to Dt. Vuckovich's comment that he 'looks like shit' by simply saying "Yo' mama." The rest of the insult being implied.
Traditionally, during a conversational piece, a lot of Scots will leave the implication to the imagination of the receiver. Thus, many delivered insults are not acknowledged until such times as the receiver recounts what he/she just said or the methadone wears off. On average, many of the sharper Scots will respond with "No, No. That's your Maw that is." Which is a tip-of-the-hat to the popular Baddiel and Skinner sketch.
"It's a bit wet and windy out there."
"Yer Maw!!!"
"I was nearly late for work t'day. God it was tight."
"Yer Maw!!"
"You're shite at that!"
"That's not what yer Maw said last night, when I climbed aff her!"
"You finished with that Kit-Kat?"
"Yeah, I couldn't take another two fingers."
"Mwaaaaa! Yer Maaaw !!"
"It's heavy"
"Yer Maw!"
"The instructions say, 'twist off cap and push up bottom' "
"Har, har. Yer Maw !!"
"Is the weapon cocked?"
"Yer Maw!!"
"It needs serviced."
"Yer Maw!!"
"There was something I was going to do but I've forgotten."
"Yer maw"
...and so on, etc.
In effect, it can be uselessly tagged on to anything, anybody says.
"Butter?"
"Yer Maw!"
"It's sore."
"Once again -for those who missed it earlier- Yer Maaaaw !!"
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Yer ma is an insult often used by "mokes", "steeks", "spides" and "millies".
Basically it means your mother, often return firing an insult, or saying I had (slept) with your mother.
Return fire with something like "You did mate.. I would seriously consider visiting a doctor about that, coulda caught something" "What would you rate her? 8 out of 10? She's good isn't she?" "My "You dug her up from the ground you sick bastard?!" "She's dead" (I hate this one..) "She's had a lot of people you know."
"AHhh You're crap!"
"Ay yer ma!
(Listen to my audio definition.. it's of how a steek would pronounce it)
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A comeback mostly for Scottish people usually meaning "I had sexual intercourse with your mother"
Billy: No bad mate no bad
Gary: No Bad!?! Neithers yer maw!
Danny: That Party wis a beast last night mate!
Craig: Aye yer maws a ride...oh ryt you mean the disco :P
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yer mam is what northen people say to annoy other people. or to argue. Us northen people has a fascination with peoples mams
'what were you doing last night?' 'YER MAM'
'do you want a cuppa' 'nor but yer mam does'
or used to argue
'FUCKING SLAGGGG' 'YER MAM'
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Pronounced 'yer momma'
1:Slang for your and momma (mother) - usu. 'yo momma' followed by an exclamation point. Generally spoken by rednecks and other people from the southern American states. Known for its black origin, (yo momma), yer momma is mainly used as a somewhat humiliating defensive last resort during an argument. Often, the speaker uses yer momma immediatly after realizing he or she has lost (or is losing) an argument, thereby communicating to the listener that (the listener) has won the argument, and that the speaker isn't about to openly admit it. Once spoken, having been confirmed of their victory, the listener is to (hopefully) sympathetically change the subject or shut up altogether. This, however, almost always fails, resulting in an all-out verbal attack between both parties, targeting each other's momma, daddy, and sometimes granny, (who is generally referred to as being obscenely bald).
2. Something a redneck says to a child when referring to the child's mother.
3. A phrase used by a male, spoken repetitively to his wife and/or girlfriend over and over as a response to everything she says. It is usually brought on by the guy's sick, irresistable urge to drive her to the brink of insanity, thereby causing her to punch him in the arm.
4. A phrase that can be fun to add to sentences that, in the end, belittle and insult the listener's mother in a joking manner.
1) Person #2: "...and that's the PROOF RIGHT THERE that I win the argument!"
Speaker: "....well, YER MOMMA!"
Person #2: "Wotchoo say about my momma?! YO DADDY!"
2) Go tell yer momma ta' git me a beer.
3) Wife/girlfriend: "Stop it, damnit!"
Male: "Yer momma!"
Wife/girlfriend: "SHUT UP!"
Male: "Yer momma!"
Wife/girlfriend: "If you don't SHUT UP, your going to get it!"
Male: "Ooooooh! Yer momma!"
*Wife/girlfriend punches him in the arm*
4) Guy on XBox Live: "OH MY GOD, that was SO FREAKING AWESOME!"
Speaker: "Yeah, that's what yer momma was saying to me last night. Giggity giggity!"
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A crappy inslut that has been said to me 100's of thimes when I clamp chavs and they have nothing to say. Chavs are the scum of Scotland, neigh...the WORLD!
chav-"Oi you, you're a pure mental gofic sweaty arent u?"
me-"Your a pure mental annoying little chav arent you?"
chav"...Uhhhhhh...well...So's yer ma!"
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