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Outfits and accessories that typically adorn trophy wives and cougars at the yoga studio. Often paired with spray tans, 2 carat rocks and SUVs.
As she stepped out of her Cayenne, I saw that her turquoise and brown SIGG water bottle that matched her SIGG water bottle completed her yoga floss.
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Yoga Becky - White women (usually in L.A.) who like to namaste & love and light folks til they are called out on their white feminist bullshit then they call you a bitch or try to gaslight or talk over you, especially if you are a POC.
Oh god, she was the worst kind of Yoga Becky - she refused to admit that anything she said was fucked up, and then she started acting like a complete asshole, saying that she knew what was best for us minorities and THEN she started calling all of us bitches. Namaste indeed.
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a woman who is so far into yoga stretches that her head comes out of her ass
she is such a yoga queen that every time she does yoganidrasana she gives birth to herself.
He is such a yoga queen that he can give himself a blowjob in uttasana.
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through breathing and a yoga-like technique, an individual battles to remain in control of the muscles in their anal sphincter and prevent the effects of diarrea. Often practiced as a result of drinking non-bottled water, while travelling in a foreign country.
in constrained circumstances such as travelling on public transport where the only toilet is extremely unsanitary, and in fact, someone has dumped on the floor rather than in the toilet, and, desperate to go to the toilet due to the effects of diarrea or more generally prairie dogging, one would practice sphincter yoga to avoid having to go to the toilet at that time
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The next generation of moms who feed their family organic, care about the enviroment, drive a hybrid, and of course, do yoga. While their children are very important to them, they do not let the kids think they are the center of the universe by having them in every sport and competition. Unlike a soccer mom, yoga mom would be at peace having her child occasionally finish second.
She wouldn't drive an SUV, she's a "yoga mom".
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A nasty wack ass hippie kombucha loving trans exclusionary radical feminist. Usually white, classist, racist but under the guise of thinking she's "classier" than you. Lives in liberal city, identifies probably as a democrat. Maybe she went to a liberal arts college but thinks that women and vaginas are the same thing. Shops at the local co-op, farmers market, maybe she does aerial silk dancing, pole-dancing, is vegan, but low key loves slut shaming her friends. Is sweet but completely fake as fuck just like the stevia she adds to her cold brew. No amount of probiotics, meditation, or yoni steaming are able to get this bitches head out of her ass....
Maggie is a Yoga TERF
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when a woman is lying on her side while being anally penetrated by a man whos hips are perpendicular to her hips while he is bending the rest of his body toward her clit to eat her out while simultaneously performing anal sex on her to give them both the most explosive orgasms
hey did you see bj penn's fight last night? yeah thats guys so flexable i bet he could give your girl a yoga instructor!
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