Yokes Dokes

Meaning 'okay' or 'alright'. Short for "okey dokey" or "yokey dokey"

Person 1: "I'm going to borrow your pen, okay?"
Person 2: "Yokes dokes"

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equally yoked

Two people together as a couple equal in looks.

I would never date a girl unless we were equally yoked!

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yoke 'em

to spin the tires of a car, creating smoke and the smell of burning rubber.

usually used for dougnuts

"Hey man, want to go yoke 'em?"

"Yeah, there's a parking lot down the street."

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Yoke

A really stupid question with an obvious answer.

Andrew: Yo Mike, do you want to go lift today?
Mike: That's a yoke.

Andrew: Hey Mike, are we dipping with Grizz long cut?
Mike: That's a yoke.
Andrew: Pro move, bro.

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yoke up

when a cop, corrections officer, or ward PA gives you a full nelson using a nightstick. usually till you pass out.

"Sean ain't done shit but then Big Curtiss comes over all wide and yoked him up. Sean in isolation now. "

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getting yoked

1) Anytime you do something really awesome or cool. Lifting weights

2) Shooting a shot in basketball in someones face and draining it.

1) Im getting yoked tonight, want to go lift weights with me?
2) I got yoked today, I nailed that 3 pointer in his face

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throat yoke

When you shove your dick SO far down herthroat that the larynx and esophagus must expand to accommodate the cock, giving a swollen visual appearance from either side of the neck.

You:
“Yo I can’t stop thinking about that girl in our class. “
Your Friend:
“Dude have you not heard? Three guys on the football team throat yoked her one after another. At the end that bitches neck looked like Arnold.”

You:

“Wow, lucky girl.”