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A phrase to describe that things that don't kill you such as
Words, Idiotic Jokes, Hurtful Phrases, Bullies,
Idiots from the Internet
which can hurt someone inside but dont actually kill them
Makes you feel a stronger person inside because you learn to ignore them and move on with your life.
"You're an idiot..."
"What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger."
"Oh"
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When you adopt a child, jerk it off, and let it ejaculate in a cup. Then you drink the cum and spit it inside of a random girls pussy.
Are you or are you not the grandpa?
a school where there are too many rules and just suck period!! mostly everyone that goes to this school hates it! the teachers, hall monitors and even librarians take their jobs waaay to seriously! this school sucks...
You know you go to Metea Valley when
1. you have gotten PDAed at least 3 times for the dumbest shit
2. you are taller than the lockers
3. your siblings are older than the teachers at the school
4. you've spent a class period sitting in smiths class when you've never had him as a teacher
5. you've gotten sent back to class for not having a pass multiple times in one day
6. you have tried to sneak around Mr. Gordan to get to the vending machines
7. you know more than 3 pot dealers
8. you have come to school high or drunk
9. you laughed when sydney degan fell in a cheer routine
10. you got dress coded for a completely appropriate outfit
11. you sat in the office for over 2 class periods because you were dress coded
12. you freeked out when mushu the snake was stolen/escaped from smiths first semester
13. you've gave/got head more than 3 times in a week
14. you went to at least one epic drinking party during the year
15. you've stolen food and gotten away with it
16. you live 45 min away from the school
17. your middle school split to go to metea
18. you are a sophomore or freshmen
19. you hate your school
20. you have never gone to a football game or sporting event
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This was quoted by the legendary Jackie Chan in his movie "Snake Fist in Eagle's Shadow." In simple terms it means "Come on you fucka let's go right now!"
"So you think you know kung fu, huh?" I said.
"What?"
Then I snapped his leg and farted in his face while yelling "Hadoken!"
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Where some people say in the heat of passion.
Hey, baby; I'm gona fuck you till you die!
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When you realize you have school this Monday and it's no longer the weekend and you didn't prepare for school.
When you realize you have school this Monday.....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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The correct way to taunt on playgrounds. Often missaid as "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?". Mostly by australians. Often shortened to "I know you are but what am I?"
Timmy: "you're a poop head"
Aaron: "I know you are what you said you are, so what am I?"
Timmy: *cries*