Are You Going To Scarborough Fair?

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme. Just Kidding, this is what nerds like me randomly ask people every day just to see if they are cultured enough to know the response.

Scarborough Fair is a ballad about a man in medieval times trying to attain his true love, Scarborough Fair is also a fair that was held at Redcliffe Farm, Scarborough before it was shut down in 1788.

ME: Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
CULTURED PERSON: Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme

You go on without me

The best excuse to look good and run away ever!

P1:Stay with me!
P2: you go on without me...
P1: OK (*walks off*)
P2: Yay! (*runs away*)

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Here you go turkeys

what you say before mooning turkeys

Kyle: Here you go turkeys
*moons them*

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ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT SHIT?

What someone asks you when you sit down for breakfast with a bowl of grits.

Lee ran into Tom at the hotel restaurant and grabbed a seat across from him. Lee dug into his bowl of grits.

'Are you going to eat that shit?' Tom asked.

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You Unzip, You Go To The Urinal and You Touch Yourself

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You Unzip, You Go To The Urinal and You Touch Yourself
mhmhmhmhm

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Before you go to Hollywood

Said to someone who is starting to get an uppity attitude, usually to let them know that it's not appreciated.

Daughter: I've been asked to the prom by five boys. I bet that's more than any other girl.

Mom: Yes, well, before you go to Hollywood, could you take out the trash?

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Will you go out with me?

A way of asking a woman out on a date....not to be your girlfriend....on a DATE!

Joe: Will you go out with me?
Jane: Sure! Movies at 7?
Joe: Sounds great

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