What you see is what you get.

It is shorthand for 'I may not be perfect, but I'll be making no efforts to improve, so be warned', in the same way that people used to say 'take me as you find me'

Guy 1: Dude, I fucked that chick that I met off of Facebook last night after seeing her hot pics.

Guy 2: Were her tits as big in person?

Guy 1: Hell yeah. What you see is what you get.

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you get them how you lose them

It’s basically means if a cheats on his gf with you he is most likely to cheat on you with a new girl

kamyrn : he said our secret relationship stays between us

me : okay but if he cheat on her what makes you think he gon stay loyal to you , you ain’t neve heard of you get them how you lose them ?

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The more you cough the more you get off

When you're smoking weed and you cough a lot, it will make you get higher

Chad: *hits blunt* cough cough
Dylan: bro you aight?
Chad: yeah man, the more you cough the more you get off.

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The box you get for free when the streets is on fire

Ebonics for a television set, used by Foxy Love on Drawn Together

"Drawn Together is a show on the box you get for free when the streets is on fire"

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I hope you get hit by a train

A term used when someone strongly disagrees with something someone else has said

Person 1: Hey, why kind of music do you like?
Person 2: Mostly AJR, how about you?
Person 1: I hope you get hit by a train

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how do you get dick from richard

simply ask him nicely

1: how do you get dick from richard
2: ask him nicely

puke in my lap and you get a smack in the face

If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!

*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"

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