fly you like a kite

a dumb pick up line commonly used by boys, which means he wants to put his dick in the girls pussy and go up and down.

"girl i wanna fly you like a kite"

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fold you like a lawn chair

To hit someone so hard he or she collapses like a lawn chair.

If you keep talking smack, I’ll fold you like a lawn chair.

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rock you like a Herman Cain

A black guy promising to put the moves on a large breasted, blonde white woman before he runs for POTUS.

Here I am!
rock you like a Herman Cain!

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see you like a circle

See you around - like a circle.

Usually said when parting company with someone.

Dude 1: later dude, i gotta jet
Dude 2: see you like a circle...

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Do you like bread?

Outdated Tinder pick-up line, which uses confusion strategy to shorten the route between greeting and sex.
Initially used as a joke, but quickly picked up for real by amateur male tinder users and got refused and blocked quickly by female users.

B: Do you like bread?
G: I guess...
B: Follow up question. Do you like being choked?

G: Yeah, I guess
B: Follow up question. Would you like to come over tonight?

G: Should I bring a bread?

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i love you like a brother

The single most insulting phrase you can hear from a girl. Meaning that you have no chance of ever getting any from them.

Girl: "I love you like a brother"
Boy: "wtf! stfu."

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DO YOU LIKE MY SONG?????

final part

DO YOU LIKE MY SONG????? 😔