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An officious intrusion (commonly verbal)
"Why don't you do this that way."
-"Dude, you're all up in my shit"
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The purpose of saying this in meaning will tell your victim that they should fuck them selves and their shit is fuck.
Nice kid fuck you and your shit
An indignant response to some form of rejection, often said while walking away. When used online, an image macro of a guy in a striped outfit is used.
Snoot: Hey! No surfing Urban Dictionary in this cyber cafe!
Dude: Well fuck your shit! I'll find a place where I can!
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Organize yourself in a meaningful way so as to actually accomplish things with your life.
Luke: My boss wants to fire me, my wife wants to leave me, and my house is in complete disrepair! What do I do?!
Earl: Dude, you need to get your shit together.
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To stop being a buffoon and act in a socially consistent and acceptable way, by not farting or burping in public.
Even if you are at a bar or pub, and still had more than enough to drink, please hold your shit together; if you want to burp or fart or puke, do everyone a favor and excusecyourself to the restroom.
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/v/ to disturb a second person's situation, belongings, or bodily person; to mess up another's nest, home ground, domicile or living situation through intentional or callous disregard; to cause a second person inconvenience, discomfort, or unwanted intrusion.
Jules: "That's cool man. We' don't wanna fuck up your shit."
Jimmie: "You don't wanna fuck up my shit? Well, you're fucking up my shit right now! And you'll be fucking up my shit BIG TIME if Bonnie get home. So you got to make some calls? You gotta call some people? Well do it!"
"Pulp Fiction" (1994)
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Phrase often used by players of the game "Skyrim". Player is often done watching Tosh.0 and searching for real entertainment. Also, a phrase taken at face value.
MERCHANT-You need something?
PLAYER-Everything! Sell me your shit!!
"I'm going to the bathroom, shouldn't have finished off the jalapenos."
"Sell me your shit!"
"ok"
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