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the way Zayn Malik from One Direction pronounces his own name.
"Hi, I'm Zen Malik from One Direction, Vas Happenin??!"
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A nickname for former Bulls and Laker's coach Phil Jackson, because of his use of Buddist philosophy in basketball.
How did Phil keep all of those punk baby beeyitches together for so long? Because he's the Zen Master.
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The art of using someone elses preferences in order to shape your purchases. The idea is to broaden your horizons by letting someone else choose for you.
The process is relatively simple.
Step 1: Find a person who looks like they know what they're going to buy.
Step 2: Follow said person to their destination, and take note of their purchases.
Step 3: Purchase an item(or items) identical to that of the person (within your financial limit).
Step 4: return home and enjoy whatever purchases you have made, be they food, music, or literature, you must eat, listen to or read every bit respectively.
We were bored as hell so we decided to do a little zen shopping.
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Wide receiver at Moorpark High School (12th String). Loves Elyse Billig. Homecoming King Hopefull. “HYPE BEAST”. Listens to the same JuiceWrld song every goddamn day at least 4 times (Lucid Dreams). Future 1 Star Recruit. Moorpark College Bound.
Kid #1: Hey do you know that new kid Zen?
Kid #2: FUCK THAT NIGGA ZEN! HE A SHRIMP!
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Someone who you absolutely hate and would do anything to rid him from this world, always thinks he's funny and shows off his richness, his friends are probably with him so they can kill him and steal his stuff when he becomes rich. He is the type of guy to go through a whole day with a girl and still get friend-zoned. He is cocky and thinks too highly of himself. Hopefully he finds this and be more like his friend Matthew.
I hate you, you're SUCH a zen haan.
The process of urinating in a euphoric state of being, which creates a feeling of serenity and oneness with the world.
"In the morning, I prefer to experience a zen pee before I have my waffles."
A person that has a uncle named frosty the snowman
And this person is always on their phone and period
Omg it Steve zen