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A tomato named bob that’s put in chili
Mom: honey come down to eat dinner
Me: what are we having?
Mom: tomato bob chili
Me: yay I love that stuff
Mom: honey come down to eat dinner
Me: what are we having?
Mom: tomato bob chili
Me: yay I love that stuff
The act of using vomit as lube after a large, celebratory feast.
"I'm stuffed. Wanna fuck?"
"Sure, but we're out of lube"
"Guess it's time for the Ol' Roman Chili Dog"
when a girl/guy gets done finger blasting their sphinctor and you clean off their poo residue like you just got done eating Nacho cheese Doritos.
Yeah bro last night I knocked out two servings of TK's chili tips.
When a man, particularly named Ken, douses his hand in a spicy chili. He then proceeds to repeatedly punch everything in sight that is alive. Babies, the elderly, it doesnt matter.
Ken was banned from the nursing home for repeatedly Chili Punching people.
When a man has sexual relations with a bag of spicy chips then before orgasming he nuts in a woman splashing her with chili pepper powder.
Person A:Yo y is that girl crying?
Person B: Its because I hit her with that red hot chili pepper
A group of sex offenders cleverly disguised as a band.
Where did Lily go?
Well, Anthony Kiedis from Red Hot Chili Peppers was at my house earlier...
The act of shitting in your lady friend’s vagina while simultaneously packing Fritos up her poop chute. Once complete, enjoy.
Not to be confused with the alabama hot pocket.
Darlene gave me that look last night before bed, had to give her the ole Arkansas Chili Pie.