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Jacking off while pooping.
Cody has been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. He is probably poop jacking.
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Sandals, often with a circle and than a band behind the siècle. These sandals are worn by preppy people and are absolutely adorable. They are classy, and can be worn year round in the south. Expensive, but worth it. Popularized by Jackie Kennedy
Oh look at those Jack Rogers, she must have a closet full of Lilly Pulitzer, Vineyard Vines, and Hunter boots.
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A last resort life or death self defense move against any male entity. The Gorilla Jack. You simply grab him by the penis, squeeze tight, and hammer away!
This man wouldn't quit harassing me so I Gorilla Jacked his ass!
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A Wild Jack Davis is a rare creature that only a few will see in their lifetimes but none shall believe them.
Bob: DUDE, I SAW A JACK DAVIS
Tim: Sure you did.
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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana
jack got high and dropped his fly, and said "do ya wanna?"
jill said yes, and dropped her dress, and then they had some fun
silly jill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son
jack and jill used to fetch water
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main character in Tim Burton's nightmare before christmas score and jack's singing voice by Danny Elfman
"...You know, I think this Christmas thing
It's not as tricky as it seems
And why should they have all the fun?
lt should belong to anyone..."
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The act of shoving a stuffed squirrel in your dogs ass therefore making him erect and forcing him to bone your sister while you watch and jerk in the corner
“Wow Brayden just performed a dirty jack!”
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