i^2

A mathematical representation of the expression "keeping it real."

Background Information: In mathematics, i is the square root of negative one, so i squared is equal to negative one. Negative one is a real number, and i is an imaginary unit; therefore, squaring i is a representation of the expression "keeping it real."

i^2=-1 --> Keeping it real
-1^(1/2)=i --> Being fake

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i joke

instead of saying 'only joking', you say 'i joke'

'you so dumb, i joke!'

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I-rey

Alright, on good terms (Rastafarian)

Everyting be I-rey mon...(Everything is alright)

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I Ran

1: A hit song by 80s new wave rockers A Flock of Seagulls 2: What Urban Dictionary employees do when they see a hot chick.

I am so queer that I Ran when the attractive female wanted to have sex with me said the gay man that works for urban dictionary. He also said that he is one of many gay men that work for urban dictionary. He said you have to be a fag or a girl to work for urban dictionary.

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i>u

Mathematical formula, which proves that a person's sole purpose is to justify his own egotism.

I>U

I is greater than U

L33t_h0x4ar: I>U
ch00b: OMG N00B AAH U LIE
L33t_h0x4ar has left the conversation
Ch00b: rofl xO pwned

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and if i am?

said by the sexciest man alive

example:

"are you jeon jungkook"
"and if i am?"

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Tiger I

The legendary Tiger I at first you might think the armour is worth something but after fighting a couple of SU-152s and JPanthers

At last..the tiger I..the grind was truly wor- wait wtf 75mm gun at stock??? DUDE IM GONNA FIGHT TIER IXs WITH A GODDAM 75MM??