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I WONDER WHAT THAT IS! WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE! WHAT A MYSTERY!
Hym "Hahahahahahahaha! What's the 4th complaint Jordan? What's that 4th complaint? Wonder who that could be? What a mystery! Hahahaha! Honestly. I wasn't even trying to do that but I'm glad that 'God' is punishing you for not doing what I told you to do. This is great!"
taste like Jensen Ackles.
Hey! Who smells like 4 July?
— Taste like 4th of July, Jensen Ackles.
July 4th is national beat your friend who waa born march 18th with a pillow day
Man 1: "its July 4th, national beat your friend who waa born march 18th with a pillow day"
Man 2:"oh no, i was born that day"
*man 1 prceeds to beat man 2 with a pillow
The day Kristof was litteraly born. Holy fuck..
Me: July 4th. Kristof?
Kristof: Kristof.
The day everyone’s favourite slurp blessed this world for the first time. Happy birthday u grapey bitch xx
Wow it’s July 4th, that’s my favourite persons birthday.
If your name is ahmir and you’re born on this day die, die die die!!! Kys!!!! - ahmir
Omg look at that ugly thing I can’t believe he’s born on July 4th