bird stealer

A friend or alibi who does fuck all all night let's you do the hard work, then sneaks in the for kill in order to steal snatch you have theoretically acquired. Usually a mute, but gains confidence after much intoxication.

Bloke A: Let me chat to these girls.
Bloke B: lurks in background and agrees.

3a.m Bird Stealer: 'Hey wanna come back to my place and have some more drinks? I got some cheap Rum and a sofa from value village?'

5th Bird

To describe a lazy asshole who refuses to do any work or contribution for a group project.

Dude, you're being a real 5th bird.

Baby bird

When you are drunk making out and he/she burp/pukes in your mouth.

Bro, so me and Lissa were tongue wrestling at the bar and she baby birded me.

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Bird leaf

It's a feather that comes from a bird

Oh cool I found a bird leaf

Samuel Bird

Massive alpha male, still plays fortnite, any female with 10 miles of him gets instantly impregnated, kinda cringe tho

oh my god its samuel bird, *instantly dies from his alpha maleness* then plays fortnite

Bird abuse

Bird abusing means the act of abusing birds

Friend: What happened to all the birds in the pet store?
Me: Yes
Friend: Wow you do bird abuse

Bird Polygamist

A bird that takes part in polygamy and has amazing Kahoot abilities.

Get down with the Bird Polygamist baby.