Someone who would read the entire bible for you in one night just to take you to prom
I found my Dave Rygalski
Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.
Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."
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Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard
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hes OBVIOUSLY a magical cheese wizard
"LOOK its dave the magical cheese wizard"
Big old lefty that enjoys eating a bag ole bag of dicks.
Usually because he has no argument and needs something in his mouth to keep him occupied.
I love being right even though I'm left.
Because im Hunter/Dave
A small youtuber known only and i mean only for his straight track videos.
Coaster Dave’s New Straight Track Video Was Fire
The second coming of Mario Judah except addicted to lean
he makes really good bangers, he just needs to put down the cup
Guy: Yo bro what you listening to?
Guy 2: Dave Blunts
Guy: so mario judah right?
Guy: no Dave Blunts