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Island Home Center (formerly Island Lumber) is a business on vashon island that started out as a local lumber and hardware store and now has evolved into a business driven to put long time local vashon business out of business.
I need a can of WD40, bag of dog food, a roll of toilet paper and a pink blender, I guess ill goto the lumber yard for all that. oh wait the lumber yard turned into wal-mart, guess ill goto island home center
Slang for "my friend", "my chum", "my buddy", "my pal", "my pallyallyoo".
"YO! It's nice to see you again, my home skillet biscuit! Fo shizzle dizzle!"
A person, usually female although can be male, to which someone indulges in platonic acts with whilst back home from College/Univeristy.
Hey Pete, when I go back to Leeds I'm gonna meet my Home Town Hunny
Scaring someone in order to cause them to make the home-alone-face, and quickly inserting one's penis in said Home-alone-face, in such a fashion as to receive fellatio.
Person 1: Did you hear what Alec did?
Person 2: No. What?
Person 1: He pretended to break into his girlfriend's house and scared the shit out of her so he could get a
Home-Alone-BJ.
Having an orgasm
Did Kathy have the stuffing when she was coming home for Thanksgiving
After falacio has been preformed in the front seat of your car, you ejaculate in her eyes, punch her in the face, toss her out of the car, and drive home alone.
"dude, I heard you got head last night!"
"yea, but she was a biter."
"That sucks"
"yea, I know, so let her take a foggy walk home"
Customers who got lost looking for batteries, never found their way out, were given an uniform and excepted their fate.
Person 1: did you hear about mitchell and Jamaal.
Person 2: yeah they got lost looking for batteries so now they are Home depot employees