Best player on any given hockey team, hottest man alive. Imagine Ryan Reynolds as a hockey player. Nickname is Bison King, and plays for the Edmonton Oilers
Person 1 - Did you hear Jesse Puljujärvi scored a hatty yesterday?
Person 2 - He is so hot and good at hockey
jesse has bullied the likes of gamerman240 the gayfortnight aplhamarijabbu and Mario from F-Ze0RO
jesse tootoo means that it means that if he hit or miss hill never miss yah
A word used when a midget is having sex with an Asian.Name comes after the biggest prick to set foot on this earth,also plays runescape and roblox In her spare time cus she’s a sad introvert cunt
Connor xxxx: omg I had such a good Jess garland last night!
Jack ❤️❤️❤️❤️: my Asian bastard asked if I wanted to do the Jess garland what do I do??
Oh did you see Jess's Aunt last night she slipped and fell into a noose, Yeah she's dead sadly
The gnarliest of gals willing to full send 24/7.
She's Cute, She's a toe, and she knows when she's a hoe.
Contrary to believe, she is quite brilliant in her own special way.
Also a low key bitch... but she's worth it - mostly.
Guy 1: Dude whose that girl?
Guy 2: That's Jess Callo; she's legit.
A complete asshole but is amazing good in bed and has a huge slong.
Wow a Jesse James Donellan stole my girl in the nicest way.
Jesse and Olivia is a match made to be real.
Jesse and Olivia are dating