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laurens

Laurens is a really rich person.

Wow he has three cars he is really laurens.

by Mandem_clubpenguin June 1, 2017


Lauren

Massive chode energy. Absolute dumpster-fire of an individual. Will drive you crazy in the best way possible. She is beautiful, smart, and is a confirmed artsy fartsy, or farty and arty. As a female, she in fact, does not poop. Lauren has a heart of gold, which sounds kind of heavy but somehow works. The devil forced her into hell for stealing toys from children. In Hell, her punishment was play Wile. E. Coyote and reenact the falling anvil scene, for she possesses a fear for falling objects. Though Lauren resembles Shaggy, she was kicked out of the Mystery Gang for too much meddling.

All Laurens to have ever existed: "Jinkies"

by Not Chris P. Bacon November 23, 2021


Laurens

Laurens is a very special cookie.

They can always calm you down when no one else is able to do so and give you just what you need at the moment.

They listen to your problems and even if they can't express their feelings like others do, they always find the right thing to say.

Their humor is like a brick - it hits you. Hard. And just as hard as the way it hits you, you hit the ground, because you're falling for them.

They're loveable and kind and offer the best hugs. The ones where you feel comfortable, small and safe like nothing bad can ever happen again.

Laurens' are guardians <3

(Also there's no one better in bed but don't tell them, cause then they act like they're a God!)

You're such a Laurens!
(You're the best in every way possible!)

by _Pandaki_ November 22, 2021


lauren

a girl who creams all the time

“lauren is a proper creamer

by abcd3338 December 14, 2022


Laurens

Laurens is the best Boy in the World.
He's the cutest and hottest .
If you're best Friend or Boyfriend is a Laurens never let them go!! He's such a sweetheart!

He's great at listening. He's the best Boy that you can ever have.

He has beautiful eyes that sparkle even at Night. His Smile can light up whole room filled with darkness. And his laugh is contagious and cute.

And his red cheeks is kinda too cute!!
I Love him so much .

"Hey, who is the hottie with the cute smile"

"His Name is Laurens. He is total husband material."

by Cxrdii May 30, 2020


Laurens

A handsome, loving, hot guy with a massive dick that gets any girl wet. He is funny and has a great sense of humor.

Girl// yesterday I fucked Laurens now I can’t walk.

by Alexandra2004 December 6, 2017


Lauren

A lauren is an scp, like wtf is she doing most of the time, but she has a really nice voice and is extremely lovable, a proud floptopian.

"Lauren is an scp."
"Lauren is cool."
"We like lauren."

by linny linster May 22, 2022