"Monkey Rat" is slang for Opossum. To those who have never gotten up close and personal with an opossum, this slang term may seem silly. However, as more and more South American spieces are available through pet stores, more and more people are familiar with the monkey-like hands and feet, and the prehensile (grabbing) tail of Opossums.
I have a pet monkey rat, and she is the snuggliest of all my pets. And she climbs like crazy!
A person who tries to resurrect dead memes, dead trends and old jokes that no one cares about anymore.
Mike: Guys, I made Harry Potter popular again!
Dave: No one cares. Stop being a rat slinger.
A tall fat nonce that lives in the sewers of mickley and only eats tuna sandwiches and also hates anyone from the isle of wright
Literally a gremlin that will post rats everytime someone mentions rats.
"Man, this dude's a fucking rat man!"
A boy who may or may not be named Jake who lives in mickley inside a sewer living of tuna sandwiches whilst naked playing with his tip
The mickley rat went to school
Likes to think they are top of the cheese. Regularly hides on two hour lunch breaks and slithers around like a fat snake snitching on unsuspecting individuals. Prefers the climate of the city but reluctantly is forced to venture to the south.
Oh look here comes that fat Senior Rat again