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A perfect boyfriend is someone who you know will love you and support you no matter the circumstances. He will always do his best to make sure you’re happy and healthy. He’ll most likely check up on you every 2-3 hrs, its his nature. He will frequently surprise you with picnic dates, movie nights, beach dates, etc. He will never take his eyes off of you and he will always appreciate you.
deya - i have the perfect boyfriend....
bang chan - and i have the perfect girlfriend
deya and chan are now engaged.
The maximum level of perfection human beings are able to attain in situations which they must react spontaneously.
Though using science, art, talent, and the countless mechanical and technological marvels human beings have invented allow them to easily produce products which are often up to 100% perfect, human beings sometimes make a wrong decision, commit an error, or make a mistake, and those things limit human perfection to being "humanly perfect," inherently inconsistent, and not 100% reliable . Thus a few notches below mathematical, scientific, mechanical, or technological perfection.
To reduce or prevent the imperfect actions humans inevitably commit—often at unpredictable times, humans use various procedures, mechanisms, and technological devices to impossibilitate, prevent, or minimize errors.
The second most effective way is to stop a human being from committing an error is by passing a law and sanctioning those who break them. And the most effective way is by physically or electronically blocking a human being from executing a specific action at a specific time or in a specific way.
A perfect gif is a type of gif in the .gif format which appears to loop in a way such that appear as to continue forever, with the start & end of the gif flowing seamlessly, although actually having a fixed number of frames. Some examples of this include repeating patterns, gifs that have parts reversed, and some variations of optical illusions.
Person 1: Have you seen that perfect gif of the rotating squares?
Person 2: Yeah! I've watched it for almost a minute before realising it was a perfect gif.
something that isn’t comparable to anything else. something that changes the meaning of perfect.
Guy: whoa have you seen that girl? she’s beyond perfect
Other guy: oh you mean that girl Lois? yeah she is
When two people can facetime each other and act like complete idiots and still love each other.
Will: Does something stupid
Kylie: Laughs then does something else stupid
Both: Die inside and love each other
Others: Wow look at that perfect relationship
A woman who is the most beautiful in any setting. & incredibly smart, debate her at your own risk she will make you look like you have a reserved seat on short bus.
(Man) “Holy moly who is that woman that just arrived”?
(everyone) “That’s Jeni Perfect”! “Duh”!
(man) “She’s beyond stunning! Wow she owns the world rocking those hot white shorts”!
(everyone) “Dude she owns the world period! She rocks only Hot! Every other woman is jealous & knows not to stand too close to Jeni Perfect unless they want to get pwned in the beauty department, crowds of admirers will shout “hey lady quit embarrassing yourself. move from our line of sight to Jeni Perfect, we’re doing you a favor for real” “Every guy who catches glimpse of her will wake up tomorrow & start working out etc
(man) “her man is the luckiest in the world, is he kool”!
(everyone) he used drugs. Adios.
(man) “How could a man be so dumb? Is he retarded or something “?
(everyone) the dumbest man & biggest fool. Used meth & from being hers to being an asshole & crazy as fuck weirdo. Heard he’s turned it around . You imagine being that dumb”?
(man) a man that stupid ought to do nothing but turn it around! If I was kool enough to be with Jeni Perfect I’d never make that mistake, bet it haunts him”
(everyone) acted like monster so ihe should feel haunted. Fuck him”
(man) “wow, you think she ever thinks of him? the worlds dumbest man?
(everyone) sucks to be him. SOBER only chance the fool got.
Seeing Jeni Perfect you realize perfection does exist & it’s jealous of her too!
