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When you drop out of high school in grade 9, get pregnant before you're 20, and spend the rest of your days glued to Fox News
Darlene doesn't hang out anymore, not since she scored that Dallas Hat Trick.
When you move to California and manage to get caught in a rip tide and almost drown, get stung by a stingray, and get a sunburn all in the same day. It’s a right of passage.
“I went to the beach for the first time since moving out here and I got the California hat-trick.”
“Nice. You’re officially a Californian now.”
The act of wrapping duct tape around a hamster, than painfully having sexual relations with it. the duct tape is necessary to avoid any potential full-body hamster splitting
John: "When enjoying my glass of brandy just yestermonth, I thought of a swell idea."
Thomas: "Do tell, John."
John: "T'was what I call the duct tape trick! Yes, Rofus and I are quite happy together."
Thomas: "Needless to say you must have been quite inebriated when you decided this John"
John: "I concur."
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1. Penis. Cockney rhyming slang for "dick".
2. Three-card monte. A game in which players bet on which of three cards, turned face down and deftly manipulated, is the queen. Also called find the lady.
"I trussed up the dolly mop before turning her on to me three card trick".
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Hat trick is when an individual who is partying way to hard, for way to long, completes the cycle of embarrassment which is puking, pissing, and shitting all over themselves. Pooped em', Pissed em', and Puked em'!!!!!!!!!!!
"Eric came to my party last night and performed the God damn Cincinnati hat trick!!!!!"
"Congratulations on your recent Cincinnati hat trick Alex! Hope you know a good dry cleaner."
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An alcoholic concoction resembling a milkshake that is always a hit with the ladies.
Recipie: In a two-quart blender, add two shots of Capt. Morgan spiced rum, two shots of Disaronno Amaretto, Two shots of Bailey's Irish Cream and Two shots of Kaluha Coffee liqueur along with about six scoops of vanilla ice cream and a cup of cream. Blend, Garnish with cherry and Say the words... "These are not the droids you're looking for" Enjoy.
(Stupid sorority girl slut): So why do you call it a jedi mind trick?
(Me): *waves hand* You WILL take your top off.
(SSGS): I will take my top off...
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An Ohio skate film produced by ryan webb. featuring, andy koszkalda , billy leprevost , mike simon , fred hirschman , brady hildebrand and many more in complete video!
ataabot yo!
all that and a bag of tricks pwns your face off
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