Stoner Food

Any random combination of random food stuffs that would not seem to go together.

Some examples of stoner food:

A chocolate sauce, peanut butter, and ranch Dorito sandwich.

Or a Pop Tart with Easy Cheese on it.

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Food Chub

When you have a bit of home cooked food that gives you a chubby!

("Dude, Your moms food just gave me a food chub")

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Fast Food

A one night stand. A person often picked up at the very end of a night out. The picker and/or pickee are often in a state of inebriation and/or desperate.

Man, I had some bad fast food the other night! I left his/her house the next morning feeling dirty inside!

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Jesus-food

Noun. This phrase was coined to describe really really really attractive females, because even Jesus would take a bite out of that.

Guy #1: Dude, did you see that girl over there? She's Jesus-food.
Guy #2: Oh yea, dude. She's totally Jesus-food.

*This phrase was coined by accident. I was describing my girlfriend to my friend Jeff. I said, "She's beautiful," and he thought I said Jesus-food. I then stated that from now on, any hot girl should be referred to as Jesus-food.

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motorcycle food

a type of food that you like so much that you are all but forced to make an "Mmmmmmmm" sound when eating it

That spaghetti you made last night was motorcycle food!

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food baby

Over eating, the feeling of being too full

I ate so much dinner I got a food baby.

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Food Herp

The spreading of a craving/desire for a specific food or restaurant from person to person. Usually spread almost instantaneously after leaving someone's mouth.

Person 1 "I could really go for some Qdoba right now!"
Person 2 "Thanks for the food herp, now I really want some to!"

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