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When you nut in a girls ass and immediately afterward she shits on your chest and proceeds to use her hand to pat in out on your chest.
"Bro for twenty dollars that hooker will bake you an Alabama Patty Cake!"
The act of rubbing two penis’s together until they ejaculate onto one another much like dry humping or tit fucking.
I was with my friend last night and we both had a major boner so we had an Alabama Cozy Dog.
The act in which a girl consumes a bag of Cool Ranch flavored Doritos and performs an Alabama Volcano on a guy.
"Man, Jenna gave me the best Doritos Alabama Volcano ever last night."
An Alabama custard musket is the act of having anal sex with your sister, cousin, aunt, or mother, and ejaculating into their rectum. Once this has been achieved, lay on your back, with the female participant squatting over you. She then farts out her man-custard frosted stink nuggets at you at alarmingly high velocity while screaming "the South shall rise again!" as you try to dodge the hailstorm of custard frosted butt bullets.
Oh dang man, my cousin Bobby-Jean Billy Joe Bob Possum Dog gave me the worst Alabama Custard Musket. It was so bad even Mountain Dew wouldn't wash it out of my mullet.
A sexual position where you ride your uncles dick like a helicopter, and then shit blood on his face because it’s your first time. You then hit the pile of shit with a tennis racket making it look like a waffle.
UNCLE: Hey girl, you want to do an Alabama waffle Pockle?
Her: YES UNCLE STEVE
Really great sex had on the couch in the great state of Alabama
After coming back from the beach Colin got some Alabama couch sex as thanks for the trip that weekend.
Gastrointestinal pain and excessive flatulence caused by poor southern diet.
I've got that South Alabama Gas something awful