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A sex act that involves inserting a frozen popsicle up a person's anus
Come by later and I'll let you give me an Alaskan oil check 😏
A euphemism for an eskimo gentleman's yoghurt slinger
Hey Ollie, have you ever seen an Alaskan flob? I've heard theyre huge!
A man who finds pleasure in a women farting during anal.
Johnny is a such an Alaskan Gutterskunk. Amy farted and he didn’t last 10 more seconds.
Fellatio brought to climax whereupon the active participant vomits with such force as to direct the ejaculate back through the recipient's urethra.
I came so hard that Jenny gave me an Alaskan slurp & vurp.
Crabs and genital warts combined
Shit man she gave me warts now I got Alaskan king crabs.
When you get a lapdance from a stripper and she leaves a skid mark on your pant leg. - according to a paparazzi on TMZ
I gotta wash my pants after that lapdance, the stripper gave me an Alaskan paint job!
It’s a handjob with a slurpee as lube.
Guy: ya know, babe, our sex life is great but it’s time to ramp it up a bit!
Girl: I know you aren’t asking me for an Alaskan handjob!
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