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This day is for everyone to just remember that... ITS MOTHERFUCKING COLD OUTSIDE and snow is coming soon
*steps outside*
“NOPE ITS NOVEMBER 2 AND COLD AS FUCK”
National hug your girlfriend day or wrap ur arm around her day.
example: boy ima hug u on November 2.
girl: why??
boy: i have to hug u its a day to hugg my love
Snort at your crush day
Go up to your crush and give them one loud snort in their ear 👂
"Oi Luca go snort in Zara's ear"
"Why?"
"Because November 2 is snort at your crush day"
"Ohhhhh"
An amateur golfer with USGA Ghin Index of legit +2 who never cheats, can drive the ball equal to or longer than long PGA tour pros, occasionally beats top professional golfers in a match, holds multiple course records at world famous golf courses, tournament tested, around age of 30 and with nerves of steel.
I'm a decent golfer with a handicap +2 but by no means as good as a TexAgs +2.
Watching TV at home and using your laptop at the same time to interact about what you are watching, using social networks.
Sarah: "Will you be watching the X-Factor auditions tonight?"
Tracy: "Definately, will be 2 screening on Twitter for extra funny comments"
a very small amount of something
You: *serves me food*
Me: wft bro theres only 2 tiddlywinks of food in this
Only used when somebody is being a really big pussy.
Tim: Because we are advancing in technology we must advance in pussy as well, introducing Pussy 2