August 3

Everyone born this day is very gay and likes aronas dick in there ass

Wow, he was born on August 3 velshi must want aronas dick in his ass

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August 5th

Send your boyfriend a tit or/and booty pic.

Hey it’s August 5th time to send a tit or/and booty pic to your boyfriend

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August 22

People born on august 22 are those people that like to touch stuff

Barack: im born on august 22
Barack: owh wow stuff to touch
Obama: stop touching that
Barack: oeh sorry
Obama: I SAID STOP TOUCHING
Barack: u said stop touching THAT
Obama: stop touching the children
Obama: we’re inside a children’s hospital

Barack: oh i thought it was a doll
Obama: *eats banana*
Barack: dude thats a child’s peepee
Obama: huh *puts on shoes*
Barack: never ever touch my dog again
Obama: *confusing situation*
Barack: no its not!
Obama: im president

Barack: NO I AM

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17th of August

A normal day of the year.

-What did you do on the 17th of August?
-nothing tbh, just a normal day of the year

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August 1st

national break up with your girl friend

girl: omg he broke up w me
bestfriend: oh shit is it august 1st
girl: yea why
bestfriend: it’s national breakup with your girlfriend day

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August 25th

They day people with small cocks were born.

Oh you were born on August 25th.

Janet yk what that means :0

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August 5th

August 5th is the day where any James and his significant other can send nudes to eachother. Because of this special day, the 2 of them get a free pass.

Today is august 5th...you know what that means!

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