Random
Source Code
Random
something you shouldn't look up and if you made it this far....Brandon happens to say ''get a life'' which worldwide in every language is universal and at the same time i love you whoever you are. doesn't matter I Love You. i fight for my dreams do you,? for yours. i have only been able to type the word quit my mind can not act upon it, used to communicate never to act upon, it should be torn from your dictionary, it is from mine
Motto: I hate life and love living, i hate myself and love everything.
Brandon dunegan is: kind, smart, bored with everything, high aspirations in life, willing to take himself to limits unattainable by anyone else he will reach his aspirations and then push himself harder to the finish (note: he has no end his finish is a line of success that forks to a greater aspirations),
P.S likes to write in third person
5👍 3👎
A person that is gay in all ways, and he thinks he is the funny one in the group but actually is the really annoying person.
32👍 39👎
Similar to a God-complex, except only douchebagary ensues. Typically an only child, and often named Brandon(although they do not have to be named such), the subject says things to impress people that are unimpressive, and when called out on such, give you an angry, confused look.
Most are also spoiled, arrogant people who do not see their faults and will not accept the fact that they have faults; thinks everyone/everything is annoying, when in reality said person is the annoying one. Most friends are facades and utter insults behind the person's back, for good reasons too.
They also do not know how to properly talk with women, and will turn down women for idiotic reasons such as bad grades, or any lack of common sense. Stay away from anyone who has this complex, for only a failed friendship and your anger will follow.
Brandon, flexing; "Hey dude, I'm flexing. Aren't my muscles impeccable?"
Friend 1: "That's really unimpressive, especially since you are flexing. Why do you exist?"
Friend 2: "Indubitably; leave my premises immediately."
Friend 1: "What a classic example of The Brandon Complex."
22👍 25👎
A stupid douchebag who fucks antelopes while licking his mothers inflamed vagina. A brandon pummel usually has a very small and brown dick. He thinks he has cool tattoos too but really they are just bullshit. Brandon pummel also has a BABYFACE. Everyone in the world thinks he should die. Faggot that couldnt make a squirrel moan with his two inch dick
Hey your not friends with brandon pummel are you?
NO.
Well good because he is going to hell and he will take you with him. he only wants you for your homomsexual anal sex
12👍 12👎
A guy who only cares about using girls for sex because he hates himself. Life ruiner
cheater womanizer evil
Brandon chambers will ruin your life and make you feel like a slutty piece of garbage.
7👍 6👎
That guy in your circle (or prior circle, perhaps you've cut ties now) that seems cool until you hang out for more than a month. Initially an average bro/friend/chum. He likes video games, internet humor, skating, music, pretty much anything you like. However, after enough time his true personality peeks out. And you're introduced to the Brandon Bitchie's catchphrase, "cbf." Which also stands for "Can't be fucked." (but of course, he cbf to type can't be fucked)
He cbf to play a game to completion, he cbf to contribute to the internet, he cbf to skate in temperatures over 90 degress, and he cbf to buy music. At the end of everything, he simply cbf. He's got better things to do. What are these better things? No one really knows. What we DO know, is that the Brandon Bitchie likes to, well, bitch. Bitches that it's too hot, too cold, he's hungry, he's thirsty, he's bored, he's tired, he's NOT tired, he's got a headache, his socks are too soft. A Brandon Bitchie will spam you with "cbf" and "X is too Y" until all you want to do is delete him from your facebook page or MSN contacts - something you should get on...
You: What up man?
Brandon Bitchie: Not much. Bored.
You: Wanna skate?
Brandon Bitchie: cbf to skate xD too hot
You: Go to the mall?
Brandon Bitchie: cbf to drive
You: Kill yourself?
Brandon Bitchie: cbf to tie noose
7👍 5👎