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the lotion bandit

a man or women who steals your lotion and is dressed like a bandit

oh god damn JERRY wheres the lotion

jerry:i think the lotion bandit took it

by Weaboo666 January 4, 2019


Oxygen bandit

When someone’s nose is so Gigantic they steal all the oxygen in the world

Dbi ur litch a oxygen bandit why u speaking”

by Lollldbi May 29, 2022


Sour Cream Bandit

Someone who sneakily milks cows (often in a sexual manner) for their own pleasure

My bro Marvin is a sour cream bandit!

by deltron 3030 November 18, 2015


Sneaky-bandit

When at a party and theres a douche bag of extreme quality walking around hitting on all the girls and getting way to drunk. Then after the douche bag has passed out someone goes over and masterbates, ejaculating into the douch bags boxers making him think hes had a wet dream. That is a Sneaky-bandit

Timmy - So dude we were at Johnny B Goods party last night and this douche bag was hitting on my girl so once he passed out we totally gave him a Sneaky-bandit!!!!

Otis - Dude.....gross

by TheRxGuy January 25, 2011


bradman bandits

its simply the bradman bandits

"hey honey did you see that group of boys last night?"

"no who where they?"
"You stupid idiot they were the fucking bradman bandits!!"

by Emini123 October 20, 2022


canyon bandit

1.)A lesbian who engages in oral copulation with another girl

Don't bother trying to pick up on those two, their canyon bandits(e.g. it's cool my old lady goes both ways.... She's a total canyon bandit)

by assmnglr July 28, 2015


Media Bandits

Extreme web design, more than web design, all types of media design, One who takes your vision and runs with it. They do all the thinking for you. If your site needs to be redesigned a media bandit can do it.

I need to redo my website, but i dont know the first thing. Call on media bandits for help., I need a designer for my website, call on media bandits for help., If you have an ugly website call on media bandits. Your website looks like it got hit with an ugly stick, media bandits to the rescue., your website wants to kill itself because its so ugly, call media bandits

by media bandit October 15, 2010