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A silly little bastard is simply someone who enjoys flustering in there own silliness
“Hey Olivia your such a silly little Bastard “
Olivia - “LOL , i am being silly aren’t I .”
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The best beer in the world. Only for the truly arrogant. Its not for you. You can't handle it. Stick to your fizzy yellow beer with the million dollar ad campaign. Leave the real beer for the real arrogant.
You: "Hey, whats that you're drinking?"
Me: "Its Arrogant Bastard Ale. Here try some"
You: "That tastes awful!"
Me: "Pfft, go back to your lite beer with the million dollar ad campaign, leave the real beer for the arrogant."
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One who engages in rigorous, rowdy anal sex with a female after a night of buying her drinks.
"I went out with Matt last night, and he said he was an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that means, but I know when you wake up the next morning, your ass really hurts."
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This is just the worst single person you can imagine. If Hitler and Robert Pattinson from Twilight had a child. He would be a heartless bastard motherfucker. The term was originally coined by English songwriter Frank Tuner for his song of the same name. The song itself is autobiographical - however this may be him getting into the head of someone else or perhaps it represents a part of all men who are secretly heartless bastard motherfuckers in their own heads. Who knows!
Girl - 'No joke, you are actually a heartless bastard motherfucker and i hope you die'
Boy - 'And maybe I am...?'
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When foreign countries discreetly incorporate the best of the Singapore math curriculum, such as the bar or stack model method, learning experiences, and big ideas, into their own local curriculum, by adopting it as their stepchild, where cross-fertilization of local and foreign ideas occasionally results in an aha! by-product.
Thanks to the bastardization of Singapore math, the US Common Core Math had given birth to a few beautiful methodological and pedagogical offsprings in math education, much to the delight of local math educators who follow closely how their foreign counterparts are creatively adopting some of the problem-solving visualization strategies.
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One who consistently, and with explicit malice, consumes one's nilla wafers.
You ate my nilla wafers, you bastard guy.
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Somebody who has a nose which resembles a mans penis.
Often found to have poor weed on there floors.
Tom Churchman is a knob nosed bastard
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