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Phrase you can blurt out when something good happens to you. In meaning combines "thank you," "how nice of you," "I really appreciate it," and "awesome" all into one expression. Meant to make the other party feel that something they did was well received.
Scene: Aaron is sitting on the couch watching TV and Wendy brings him the remote and a bowl of ice cream.
Aaron blurts out: "best day ever!"
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The speech given (usually to a guy) by a girl when he's started a relationship with her "best friend"
"Mate, i'm in deep shit... i spent last night with jane but i really am not intrested in a relationship"
"Yeah so what's wrong"
"Ellie gave me the best friend speech"
"she..."
"yeah..., the...'thing is...she's my best friend, if you fuck her around I will castrate you and stick your balls so far down your throat you'll be shitting cum for a month...' speech"
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Male Genitalia - The Cock, the Dick, the Penis! etcetera etcetera
From "The Penis Song" - in Monty Python's movie - The Meaning of Life! -
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, YOUR WIFE'S BEST FRIEND
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't - come - back ! "
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points that can be given out to your best dudes when they do something that a best dude would do like talk you up to some chicks or giving you extra food or just plain helping out. points can range from negative Infinity to positive Infinity.
Matt: hey man can you pick me up at the bar.
Chad: yeah on my way.
Matt: thanks, best dude points to you.
A boy best friend is a boy who is a bestfriend for a girl and should always be there for you like a normal best friend:someone to laugh with,someone to smile with,someone to talk to whenever you want, someone who you trust and can tell any secrets to,someone to just make you happy
If your boy best friend hasn’t got at least three of these qualities he best to be done with 💙🤞💯
‘He’s my boy best friend:he’s kind trust worthy, honest,funny and has always been there for me since day 1’
This means a boy best friend
Typically what people say when they refer to their hometown, when in all reality, every place in the world is nowhere near the best.
Person: Man, I love living in Baltimore! This is the best place on earth
Me: Now we know you are lying.
This is a very special person. Somebody who’s more than a friend, more even than a best friend. This is your soulmate best friend. This is the one person in your life that makes you happier than any other friend, and somebody who you love to death. This is somebody that you would be willing to take a bullet for. Just as you have a soulmate that you are destined to spend your life with. This is the soulmate that you’re destined to spend your life with as best friends. Once you have this person don’t ever let them go, not that it would be possible anyways. Through thick and thin, good and evil, and happiness and pain. This is your soulmate best friend.
Somebody: is that person really that important to you
You: yes they’re more than my best friend at this point
Somebody: what are they?
You: my soulmate best friend