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The speech given (usually to a guy) by a girl when he's started a relationship with her "best friend"
"Mate, i'm in deep shit... i spent last night with jane but i really am not intrested in a relationship"
"Yeah so what's wrong"
"Ellie gave me the best friend speech"
"she..."
"yeah..., the...'thing is...she's my best friend, if you fuck her around I will castrate you and stick your balls so far down your throat you'll be shitting cum for a month...' speech"
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Male Genitalia - The Cock, the Dick, the Penis! etcetera etcetera
From "The Penis Song" - in Monty Python's movie - The Meaning of Life! -
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, YOUR WIFE'S BEST FRIEND
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't - come - back ! "
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points that can be given out to your best dudes when they do something that a best dude would do like talk you up to some chicks or giving you extra food or just plain helping out. points can range from negative Infinity to positive Infinity.
Matt: hey man can you pick me up at the bar.
Chad: yeah on my way.
Matt: thanks, best dude points to you.
This is a very special person. Somebody who’s more than a friend, more even than a best friend. This is your soulmate best friend. This is the one person in your life that makes you happier than any other friend, and somebody who you love to death. This is somebody that you would be willing to take a bullet for. Just as you have a soulmate that you are destined to spend your life with. This is the soulmate that you’re destined to spend your life with as best friends. Once you have this person don’t ever let them go, not that it would be possible anyways. Through thick and thin, good and evil, and happiness and pain. This is your soulmate best friend.
Somebody: is that person really that important to you
You: yes they’re more than my best friend at this point
Somebody: what are they?
You: my soulmate best friend
An Ultra Best Friend is a soul mate. Someone who you will argue with but always get over it. Someone you love. You guys won't mind saying I love you to each other. When you have an Ultra Best Friend you will know. You want them in your life forever. It's ok to catch feelings for your Ultra Best Friend and it's ok to date them. It's ok to have butterflies when you are with your Ultra Best Friend. It's ok for a boy and a girl to be Ultra Best Friends. Don't let your significant other make you stop being Ultra Best Friends.
Jonny: Are you guys dating?
Tyler: No, she is my Ultra Best Friend
Definition:
You think a teacher is the best teacher you've ever seen/heard
Mr/Mrs/miss/ms blah ect.is the best teacher ever!
The act of choosing to play Blitzcrank in the game LOL and then not hitting a single pull until 20 minutes and killing their ADC, all while trashing his ADC saying they suck ass at ADC.
Man Josh, you're the best Blitzcrank Na.