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When the clit is looked at from a side profile. An old man, wearing a cloak, bent over sitting a boat.
As I stared at her pussy from the side, I could almost see the old man in the boat pickup his pole to find that stinky fish.
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While lying on a floating lounge chair in the pool you pee straight upwards and wave the stream around through the air, thus getting it all over you. This mimics the look of a fire boat with its water jets at full blast, putting out a fire. This is most easily accomplished by a male, though a female could attempt with some practice and contortion.
I was bored the other day, so I gave myself a fire boat salute in the pool.
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Someone who’s book smart but lacks the common knowledge. Tends to be goofy looking and you can tell from a distance that they are a different breed:0
“Hey did you see that guy, total steam boat willy”
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A term used to describe a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into someone's asshole, and then sticks a straw in that asshole and sucks out the sperm.
"I gave him the Shrimp boat captain for his birthday".
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A sexual act that involves a person squatting and defecating on a glass table while another watches from below.
John paid the hooker for a glass-bottom boat but I had to clean it up.
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the shit that feels like it will never end and breaks into long stick of it in the toilet usually following eating lots of tamales or salsa and chips
"Damn, that Brazilian Long Boat was probably this fucking long," Eric spouted and showed with his hands.
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When you are only able to exhibit your gay behavior while on a sail boat. Phrase coined on New Adventures of Old Christine.
My chiropractor can't be gay on dry land. Because of people like you he has to be sail boat gay!
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