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To De-bone a magazine. Going through a magazine before you read it to take out all the cardboard cards of offers that are scattered throughout the pages.
This is so completely habit forming that you will find yourself de-boning magazines that you do not even read: ex.-Doctors Office, Dentist, Waiting Rooms.
When I get my Consumer Reports or Field and Stream, I de-bone them first. I hate those little cards falling out or in my way when I read.
A person that, when giving a hand job, grabs and or squeezes the boner too tightly, usually to the point of pain
Emily is a Bone Choker, so bad that the pain made me go soft.
When you wake up in a hotel room, the AC is set to 60 degrees, still have your wet bathing suit on, and have no idea where you are because you were day drinking at a pool party
Rob: where the hell am I?
Matt: Dude we are in Atlantic City. You look like you are chilled to the bone. Let’s get ready to go out for the night
When you accept a booty call from someone who has previously ghosted you.
Person 1: Yeah, I know she ghosted me, but I got a booty call from her last night.
Person 2: Just be careful with that haunted bone.
A vague and crude description of intercourse between a man and a woman.
A way to describe reaching far into a womans genitalia
"Ey, girl, I wanna make a pussy bone with you."
"Ey, girl, I wanna rub your pussy bone."
A gentleman's offering to a damsel in need of some tension relief.
Something the old furry cup sippers could do with for anger management
"C'mon girly, why not relax on the old groan bone, get some of that stress out"