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When you leave a book open for a while (paper-cover), and when you go to close the book, the cover pops back up.
Tim: Damn my text book has a book boner, I am gonna have to flip it on its other side so it will go away.
When someone is so damn ugly that they can kill your boner from a long distance.
That chick's a fucking boner sniper.
An erected penis that forms a sharp angle. Usually a 90 to 60 degree angle.
How can a guy have sex with a boomerang boner like that? Unless he does it sideways.
1. When something is so great it feels like having a wonderful boner
2. A place gay dudes go to when they die
Dude your house is so sweet it like boner heaven
When Freddie mercury Died he went to boner heaven
She must be cold, you could hang your coat and hat on those chest boners
When you get a boner just thinking about a situation or event that is going to happen in the near future.
Brian: Bro did you see Jenny’s slutty outfit?
Tyler: Nah, but I’m getting a pre-boner thinking about seeing it
When your mans boner is so long that it is considered holy.
Lemme see your sweet Jesus Boner