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The Rockford Burrito is when an incel
graciously accepts an invitation to dock with another incel, but consumes the other penis with his foreskin.
When he’s not begging for mid status or falling off skateboards, fake cop Abe is perfecting the art of the Rockford Burrito.
when a person takes apart an Oreo cookie, takes out the cream filling, rolls it up which resembles a burrito
"My Oreo split perfectly! So I'm going to make a cream burrito with it!"
A cat so fat and so long to the point it looks like a burrito with fat hanging on the side
May I please have the burrito cat with rice and beans, oh and the chips and salsa thing for $4.99
Would you like a drink
Yes Diet Pepsi
When you're afraid of blowing your nose in public, so you just pinch the snot into your face mask. It is indeed a disgusting sensation.
"I really had to blow my nose on the bus, but I didn't want to make anyone scared ... so I blew it into my face mask."
"That's what I call a snot burrito!"
An excessively large penis, usually attached to someone of hispanic heritage.
Jake lusted after Josés huge, fat burrito.
Judging a mexican restaraunt on the quality of their burritos
"Yeah theyr open 24 hours but they put entire leaves of lettuce and fat tomato slices in the burritos" you are burrito shaming a place
Where you wrap up another human in a blanket tightly and proceed to bang them violently, generally with consent. Not to
Dude, I got that new blanket off amazon and wrapped my girlfriend up in it and proceeded to burrito bang her!