candy canes

A term sometimes used to describe menthol cigarettes.

Damn kid, just got some Marb Smooths, shit's like smokin candy canes.

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hard-candying

From the movie 'Hard Candy' starring Ellen Page.

When a character displays pedophiliac tendencies within a movie or book.

"Dude, that guy is SO hard-candying over that girl right now."
"She is hard-candying all over that movie!"

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Candy Dulfer

Possibly the most outrageous alto saxophonist ever. She isn't normal. Going to a Candy Dulfer concert would be like looking up John Coltrane on pandora and only being able to hear Blurred lines and Get lucky... for the rest of your life. Candy Dulfer is so unoriginal, she sounds like Will.I.Am's new music. She tastes like store brand creme cookies. Some say that Candy Dulfer is the second incarnation of the slithering snaky satan from the garden of eden. Don't listen to Candy Dulfer.

-Dude what are you listening to?
-Candy Dulfer, bro
-*throws up*

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Candy Flippin'

(1) The act of mixing acid or LSD with ecstasy or MDMA.
(2) The process of taking candy, and flipping it in some shape or form.

(1) The wildebeest and I candy flipped for our first acid trip experience.
(2) "I started candy flippin' here when i was only fifteen years old... Now I own this bitch!"--- Willy Wonka

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Candy Cane

When a white person is cutting their wrist and the redness of the cuts on their white skin resembles a candy cane

Sam: "Yo did you see that girl over there? I think she had candy cane marks."
Kiah: "Yeah I saw them too, she needs help."

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ham candy

The hardened, spicy-sweet glaze that encases a honey baked ham. Often flakes off in chunks.

Uncle Junior, can you pass me a piece of ham candy? Mine must have fallen off.

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Candy Licker

Someone who takes their job waaaay to seriously. Especially in retail. They like corporate arse.

These Candy Lickers want me to wear 5 pieces of flair!

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