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A cat rolled into a towel, sheet, bubble wrap, etc. so that she resembles a burrito. A method often employed to give a cat medicine or clip her nails.
Gimme that towel over there so we can make Nickels into a cat burrito
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Facial expression adopted by scorned women. So called due to the (*) shape created by the lips resembling a cats sphincter.
Dave doesn't come to the pub any more - I heard his wife gives him the 'Cats Arse'if he does.
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A cat with a mostly-white body and large, discrete black spots, resembling those on a Holstein cow.
My cat has these cute spots; she's a moo cat.
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A girl who is no longer in her 20s and has failed to secure a boyfriend, thus she has opted for a cat as an alternative companion. Guys who meet these girls often fear hooking up with them since spending the night would involve sharing the bed with the cat or having the cat observe while they get it on or having to put up with the smell of the cat box or cat food in her bedroom. In addition, the cat becomes the primary concern for the girl and hinders her ability to date and do things with guys.
Dude, I saw you talking to that chick at the party…did you hook up with her?
No way, forget that…”30 with a cat”.
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something that is amusing; something that is hip in an old school way
your jokes are truly the cat's meow!
or
that 70's shirt is the cat's meow!
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The sweetest, cutest, funniest, most adorable being you will ever see in your entire life and beyond. Has the legendary ability to mind control you to pet them using only their faces and eyes, will occasionally do something super addictively cute like trying to grab your limbs and hands or chasing your feet just to keep you interested in petting them.
They have won. The kitty war has been finished a long time ago. We had no chance. We humans are their slaves now. We must obey.
Yo Jay, look at my kitty cat!
Oml Jeff. He is literally the best ever. Let me pet him.
After my turn, Jay!
No! Let ME let him!!!!
GET AWAAAAY.
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"Hey whats your cat doing"?
"Trippin balls from the Cat Nip I gave him"
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