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Waking a sleeping bed fellow with anal sex.
She was rudely awakened by Chris’s Cumbrian Alarm Clock.
The illusion of time going incredibly slow generally caused by locking eye contact with a clock.
Sophie: "Seriously, this has been the slowest hour of my life"
Rob: "Stop clock locking yourself"
A rule that MLB was going to enforce on the pitcher that stipulates the pitcher is charged with a balk after a period of time expires.
He should be charged with a clock balk.
This is when someone just got their shit rocked without even realizing it
To get caught in a lie; typically used in a group of mates.
Put your phone away before you get clocked by the teacher!